12/07/2012

There are lots of dating websites out there, and lots of them cater to people with specific tastes such as motorcycles, cats, and tattoos. But now there's a dating website for Star Trek fans. Unimaginably called Trekkie Dating, it works like any other dating website. You sign up, enter your location and preference, and look for love. If I were single and into online dating, I might take the advantages of this website. You don't have to worry about your Trek fandom being a deal breaker. But I have to say this website is off to a bad start with the name. A real Trek fan would call him/herself a Trekker, not a Trekkie.

The best part is that they have a list of pre-written Star Trek themed pickup lines you can send to other members. Time Magazine provided a sampler:
  • “Nothing seduces me like a man who speaks Vulcan”
  • “Let’s talk over a cup of Raktajino” [Klingon coffee] 
  • “Looking for a nerd to call my own”
  • “Searching the galaxy for my Lt. Commander Data” [an android who got around]
  • “Greetings Earthlings”
  • “Lovin’ you makes me feel…logical”  
While those are okay, they're kind of generic. We've got some other suggestions for real Trekker pickup lines:
  • Transport here often?
  • I wish I was Q. Then I'd go back in time, change the history of the alphabet, and put U and I together.
  • I love your Federation uniform. It would look great hanging up in my closet.
  • You've got me going like I'm in Pon farr.
  • You are hotter than a phaser set to kill. 
  • You set my face to stunned.
  • Want to help me stitch the Federation logo to my uniform?  
  • You're like one of Geordi's girlfriends - a fantasy come to life.  
  • You are sexier than Riker with a beard
  • If you were in a pit of black oil, I would totally dive in after you
  • Want to live long and prosper with me?
  • You have my heart like Darmok at Tanagra
  • If you were Cardassian, you'd make me believe there are four lights.
  • You and me on a date. Make it so.
  • You must be from the Sexy Quadrant. 
  • I'm an atheist, but you almost make me believe in angels.
  • In an alternate universe, we're already married.
  • Care to join me in the Jefferies Tubes?
  • I am your date. Your biological and technological distinctiveness shall be added to my own. Lower your shields and give me your number. Resistance is futile.
  • I give great oo-mox.
What do you think of the dating website? What do you think of the pickup lines? Can you think of any Star Trek pickup lines to add? Let us know in the comments:

[Neatorama Via Geekologie]

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14 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You and me on a date - make it so. Great! Yes, one of my favorite lines. Never would've used a dating service (or ever needed one) but I can see meeting my wife through something like that. We're both fans, although not fanatics. (We'll go to conventions, but no, we don't dress up.)

Tony Laplume said...

No reference to the Enterprise decon chamber?!?

spacerguy said...

Hey the 2nd last one isn't half bad. I might use that as a chat up line.

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Melissa Bradley said...

LMAO I love these lines. You, me, holosuite? We can make our own Risan pleasure resort.

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