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    Maurice MitchellBy Maurice MitchellJuly 29, 2013Updated:May 16, 202313 Comments6 Mins Read
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    Would anyone really pay good money to see the Z-Grade Sci-Fi Movie Sharknado?
    Regency hopes so.

    Usually a bad movie comes out in the theaters and is turned into a cult
    classic on video, but for the first time a straight-to-DVD movie is
    getting released in the theaters.  “Sharknado” will be
    shown at
    12:05 a.m. Saturday, August 3rd at 200 theaters across the country. I
    LOVED Sharknado, so I’m probably not alone in getting excited about the
    concept, but is it worth the money?

    Sharknado got a ton of free promotion thanks to Twitter. Sharknado
    was
    a viral hit on Twitter when it first aired, generating nearly 5,000
    tweets per minute with the hashtag #Sharnado at its peak. but none of
    that free publicity translated into viewers.

    Advanced tickets are available for $12.50 each. I would pay $6, but I
    can’t imagine paying more than that. That’s high considering
    the original showing was free to paid cable subscribers. Even for that
    price only 1.37 million viewers saw the original airing on July
    11. Its July 18 retelecast drew a paltry 1.9 million viewers.

    The theater showing of this “made-for-TV guilty pleasure,” will treat
    audiences to never-before-seen footage including a behind-the-scenes
    featurette and a gag reel. I’ve seen behind-the-scenes featurettes from
    The Asylum and, if their any indication, will be pretty sad. Most of
    the time they whine and complain about how hard it is to film a
    helicopter on the ground and using orange crates to make futuristic
    backgrounds. As for a gag reel, I can’t imagine anything funnier than
    what made it onto the screen.

    The closest theater to me is over a
    half-hour away. Driving that far in the middle of the night isn’t my
    idea of fun for a couple of laughs.

    What is Sharknado?

    Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante and written by Thunder Levin,
    the movie “stars” Tara Reid, Ian Ziering, John Heard, Cassie
    Scerbo and Jaason Simmons. The official description for Sharnado
    is “Produced by The Asylum, “Sharknado”
    is the story of beachside bar regulars including owner Fin (Ian
    Ziering, “Beverly Hills 90210”), bartender Nova (Cassie Scerbo, “Make
    It Or Break It”) and local drunk George (John Heard, “Home Alone”) as
    they team up with Fin’s ex-wife April (Tara Reid, “Scrubs”) to
    investigate the ecological nightmare that has sharks swimming through
    the streets of Los Angeles and falling from the skies.
    ” The
    tagline is “Sharknado. Enough said!”

    The home video of Sharknado is available for preorder before
    it’s
    September 3rd release date.

    The tentatively titled “Sharknado 2″ film is due in July 2014 on
    SyFy.  Asylum has never made a theatrically released film, but if the original’s midnight showing does well at the box
    office, the sequel could get a big screen release too.

    The theater owners think this film is poised to be a breakout hit
    though.

    “You know how audiences have had fun with ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’
    over the years. If the internet reactions to this film are any
    indication, then our moviegoers are primed and ready to enjoy
    ‘Sharknado‘ larger than life in cinemas,” Regal Entertainment
    Group’s
    Chris Sylvia said in a statement. “Regal is proud to be giving our
    guests this chance to fuel the social media whirlwind by inviting
    friends to come to the show and tweeting reactions.”

    “‘Sharknado‘ has become a force of nature in its own right. This
    project transcends the original television platform and has created
    tremendous buzz,” stated Ken Thewes, chief marketing officer for Regal
    Entertainment Group. “There’s just something epic about watching these
    huge beasts on the big screen with your friends and family. The crowd
    reactions will make for a memorable experience in our theatres.”

    What is Asylum Films?

    The guys behind Asylum Films have no delusions of grandeur. “It’s like
    any other marketplace,” says Paul Bales, a partner at The Asylum, the
    production company behind Sharknado, “instead of selling
    vegetables
    it’s selling crappy films.”

    “They give you a title, a poster, a cast, and a formula, and then we
    shoot it in 12 days. We go from the idea of the movie to release date
    in less than two months!” said Jack Perez, director of Mega Shark vs. Giant
    Octopus.

    Bales says. “I think the best movies are the ones where you know the
    plot based on title alone.”

    Besides making goofy titled shark films, they also make knock-offs of
    popular movies. For example, Atlantic
    Rim
    , a takeoff of Pacific Rim,
    has an intentionally similar premise. “When giant monsters
    crawl out of the Atlantic Ocean and
    attack the Eastern Seaboard, the U.S. government is forced to trust
    A.I. robots to defend the country.”

    Bales is also Asylum’s director of operations, and says, “Ninety-nine percent of our movies
    are well under a million dollars,” and most of the cost is in talent,  like Tara Reid, and CGI. The $200,000 range is for
    “sexy comedies and horror films.” Found footage horror films are the
    last category and come in “well under $100,000.” If Bales had his way,
    they’d do far more sexy comedies and horror films. They cost so little
    and sell so well.

    Asylum Films averages two releases a month, and they usually
    finish production in three weeks. “We don’t make a movie unless we know
    where we’re going to sell it,” Bales says. “So we don’t even start to
    film until we have a good idea of getting money back. When an idea
    comes from one of our buyers, we have a good sense of things.”

    Will the theatrical release be successful? I doubt it. When it
    came on
    TV, nobody watched it, when it gets released into theaters most people
    will have to go out of their way for theaters and it’s playing at
    midnight.

    Tickets are available from Fathom
    Events
    and you can get a list of theaters at Regency Cinemas
    website. Learn more about Asylum Films at www.theasylum.cc.


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    1. Alex J. Cavanaugh on July 29, 2013 3:10 pm

      Not a chance I would pay to see it in theaters. I still want those two hours of my life back that I wasted watching it for free.
      I read an article about Asylum several months ago. I bet they are raking in the cash with those low-budget messes.

    2. jeremy [retro] on July 29, 2013 4:29 pm

      i would not… i cannot imagine they spend a 100 million or more on worse films, knowing that i would pay for a film that is a nugget… someone should kill me… or make a film called jeremy-nado…

    3. DAVID WALSTON on July 29, 2013 4:35 pm

      This is interesting. I would not, but I would go see other shows that interest me.

    4. MPax on July 29, 2013 6:38 pm

      I loved SharkNado. I watched it 2x so far. The ending is classic.

    5. MedeiaSharif on July 29, 2013 10:16 pm

      I wouldn't waste my money at a theater to watch this. If I do watch a bad movie, it's either on Youtube or I DVR it.

    6. Sci-Fi Gene on July 29, 2013 10:18 pm

      Don't spoil it for me!
      And yes I would pay to see it in cinema. I have a strange sense of fun.

    7. Maurice Mitchell on July 30, 2013 3:41 am

      I'd pay to watch Jeremynado! Especially if it starred Tara Reid.

    8. Maurice Mitchell on July 30, 2013 4:04 am

      They make a fortune Alex. It's all profit.

    9. Maurice Mitchell on July 30, 2013 4:05 am

      Netflix is great for that Medeia

    10. Maurice Mitchell on July 30, 2013 4:12 am

      Me too Gene. If only it wasn't so far away.

    11. Maurice Mitchell on July 30, 2013 4:14 am

      I've only seen it on DVR once, but the second half is my favorite part.

    12. Tony Laplume on July 30, 2013 5:47 pm

      I imagine this will be a Snakes on a Plane-level event. In other words, probably really awesome for anyone who attends. Watching something like this in a crowd that's primed for it is the best way to see it.

    13. msmariah.com on September 4, 2013 6:29 pm

      I finally saw it last night on syfy. Truly awful.

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