2. The Ewoks Have the Element of Surprise - No one would expect an Ewok to be deadly just by looking at it. The Ewoks are all cuddly and cute. Leia's first response to one was to give it something to eat. Yeah, until they jam a spear into your throat.
3. The Ewoks are Warriors - Despite their teddy bear appearance, the Ewoks proved to be ruthless. When they meet Luke and Han and Leia, they never tried to communicate with the newcomers. They just tried to kill them. The Ewoks proved to be no strangers to combat. It should go without saying, but bears pointing out that the Ewoks defeated an army of trained and equipped soldiers. They're masters of guerrilla warfare, considered one of the deadliest forms of combat. They used elaborate traps to catch large prey and take down Imperial Walkers. I'd hate to see them on a real battlefield. And we should also point out that the Ewoks are brutal supporters or torture. How do we know? They were going to cook Han and Luke...ALIVE. Coldblooded.
4. The Ewoks Are Highly Intelligent - The Ewoks are freaking smart. One of them got on a speeder bike and clearly had never worked with one before. Yet once he got it going, the Ewok managed to operate and pilot it almost immediately. Now imagine the Ewoks getting a hold of laser guns and spaceships. They'd be a force to be reckoned with.
In the next movie, we should see Luke and Leia deal with the consequences of their actions. The movie should open with an army of highly trained and ferocious Ewoks swarming across the galaxy, killing and devouring every living thing in their path. It's Star Wars VII: Wrath of the Ewoks.
What do you think of the Ewoks?
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