Everyone knows corny old jokes, but can you make it new?

This week I thought we'd try something a little different from our usual poll (last week's poll was great  BTW). I'm calling it "Old Jokes Retold."

Think of the oldest corniest joke you've ever heard. Now think of how to change it and make it new.
Here's an example:
Original: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Retold: An alien xenomorph walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Original: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Retold: Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.

Funny? I hope so. The only rule is it has to be a clean joke. So, nothing about 12-inch pianists.

Since this is a science-fiction blog I'm using sci-fi, but you're welcome to do any theme you like. I'm also throwing this out to twitter. If you have a twitter account tweet your joke using the hashtag #oldjokesretold. If you add @thegeektwins to it, then it will show up in our twitter feed.

If you don't have Twitter or don't want to bother tweeting it, just put it in the comments below and I'll add it to our twitter feed later.

So, what are you waiting for? You know you're funny! Send us your joke!
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Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

If I think of any, I will send them via Twitter. Too early in the morning for my brain to function just yet.

Maurice Mitchell said...

Looking forward to it Alex, after you won Gillian's caption contest I'm sure it'll be good.

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