As Lucasfilm and Disney promised the teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) is now online and in your local theater.

1. It's Really Hot in Those Stormtrooper Suits and John Boyega is Wearing One
 2. Droids Don't Need Wheels

 3. The Stormtroopers Are Back (Or Guys With Similar Fashion Sense)
 4. The Stormtroopers Have New Blasters and Helmets
 Here's what they looked like in the last movies

5. The Rebels Are Back (Or Guys With Similar Fashion Sense)

 6. X-Wings Can Fly Over Water
 7. The Sith is Back (or Some Guy Made a Sith Lightsaber)

 8. The Lightsaber Can Make a T for Some Reason
 9. The Millennium Falcon is Back
 10.. J.J. Abrams Still Loves Lens Flares
 11. Tie Fighters Still Can't Shoot

Official Star Wars Force Awakens Summary
Star Wars: Episode VII will be directed by J.J. Abrams (Super 8, Mission: Impossible III, Star Trek) and is being scripted by Abrams and Lawrence Kasdan (Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi). Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy, J.J. Abrams, and Bryan Burk are producing, with Tommy Harper (Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol, Jack Ryan, Star Trek Into Darkness) and Jason McGatlin (Tintin, War of the Worlds) serving as executive producers. John Williams is returning to score Star Wars: Episode VII..
Directed by J.J. Abrams
Cinematography by Daniel Mindel
Production Design by Rick Carter and Darren Gilford
Starring: John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, Max von Sydow, Lupita Nyong'o, and Gwendoline Christie, with Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew and Kenny Baker
Release Dates: December 18, 2015 (USA)
Official Site: starwars.com
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Clarissa Draper said...

I'm so excited to see this for so many reason. I think the chick is hot! And so is the storm trooper guy, in so many ways!

Pat Dilloway said...

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Pat Dilloway said...

But seriously it just seemed like a bunch of random stuff. They probably don't have that much finished yet. It seems like they're out of ideas for lightsaber designs. I'm not sure what the point of the T-shape would be. But hey, do you think those new blasters allow the Stormtroopers to hit something?

MedeiaSharif said...

The cast has some old and new faces. I've never seen a Star Wars movie. I'd like to start watching them.

Tony Laplume said...

That booming voice, so reminiscent of Benedict Cumberbatch, belongs to Adam Driver. His career is primed to explode.

jeremy [retro] said...

not overly impressed, sure it looks fun... but some looks odd and the whole trailer looks out of place and time... will hopefully be grabbed in on the next trailer or leaks. the t-saber, it's cool not very practical... I would cut my cloak every time i turn it on... :)... get me the dark sith tailor...

Al Diaz said...

Not knowing how to shoot is a requirement to be accepted as a Stormtrooper. They have very rigid rules about that. I even think they have an incentive program based on how many shots you miss.


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