Above Image: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox), Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf), William Lennox (Josh Duhamel), Robert Epps (Tyrese Gibson)

Make your own Michael Bay Transformers movie with this plot generator! Making a blockbuster isn't hard. Just ask Michael Bay! Transformers: Age of Extinction is terrible, but it still made almost $600 million worldwide thanks to Bay's simple formula. Now, you too can make your own multi-million dollar blockbuster. Just fill in the forms and push the button to watch the magic!

Change the text in the fields and then press the button for your own Michael Bay Transformers movie!

Politician Name:
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What do you think of your Transformers movie? Has Michael Bay found the secret formula for success?

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Pat Dilloway said...

He's certainly found that formula to appealing to 14-year-old boys everywhere.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

At least I know I'll get a close-up of a woman's butt. That's important.

LDianeWolfe said...

I wonder how many more times Michael Bay will be entering info and hitting the button?

M Pax said...

So, I could only change the name and the product? lol Too funny. I confess, I couldn't even watch the 1st. But I'm not the demographic for this type of movie.

Maurice Mitchell said...

It's apparently the target market Pat.

Maurice Mitchell said...

It's a guarantee Alex. I just hope Betty White doesn't star in the next one.

Maurice Mitchell said...

LOL I'm sure Bay's been here at least twice. He's planning a new trilogy.

jeremy [retro] said...

butt's are okay, they just must be... full frame.


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