According to Rotten Tomatoes, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) is the greatest science-fiction movie ever made. According to PC World, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1983) is the worst video game ever made. How could a great movie make a horrible game? Is it really as bad as people say? Let's find out.
Above Image: E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Atari 2600 Game Screen
The Best Laid Plans
In 1982, E.T. took the world by storm becoming the most popular movie of its time. The story of a boy would befriends a stranded alien was more popular than Star Wars. Atari, keen to cash in on the popularity, paid over $20 million dollars for the rights to produce a video game.
A game was made at a blisteringly fast pace, of twelve weeks, to sell by the holiday season. This is insanely short for a commercial video game, and it suffered from the lack of planning. Atari was so sure they were going to have a hit, they didn't even bother to have players test the game. Anticipation was high though, and it was the hottest selling game of 1983.
The game bombed.
While it sold well, it was nowhere near what they were expecting. Parents returned the game by the thousands and retailers discounted the game from $49 to less than a dollar just to get rid of them. A confusing storyline of guiding E.T. to find the pieces of his intergalactic cell phone to call his spaceship left players confused and angry. Kevin Bowen of GameSpy's Classic Gaming called the gameplay "convoluted and inane."
By some accounts this led to the video game crash of the 80's that almost destroyed the industry.
But the game can't be that bad right? Read on to find out...
Playing the Game
Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can play the original Atari 2600 video game online. I'll give you a run-through of my first game experience.
He's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.
Next, I was presented by four blocky squares in another green field. I walk into one and find myself in a deep pit. Alone. Confused, I push the space key and his neck extends. After trial and error, I realize I need to hold down the space bar and use the arrow key to raise him out of the hole.
911 is a Joke
There don't seem to be any guards or anything, so I shrug. Head off-screen and back to the hole room. So much for dramatic tension.
A guy in a trench coat is there, but he just wanders around aimlessly. I assume he's some kind of inept policeman and avoid him just to be on the safe side.
The Hole Truth
I head for another hole and drop in. Nothing there. I'm now five minutes into the game and have accomplished nada. So, I "neck-float" out and discover a design flaw. I have escaped on the edge of the hole and promptly fall back in. This happens three more times before he inexplicably stops falling in.
Mr. Trenchcoat is there and now I want him to catch me just to break up the monotony. He races towards me and then runs away like I'm made out of Kryptonite.
Now I find myself in the awkward position of chasing after my opponent hoping he catches me. I'm screaming at the screen, "Take me out of here!"
E.T. Phones Home
There's another object in the hole and a smiley face appears on the screen when I touch it. "What does that mean?" I mutter and hit the space bar. It turns into a flower. That's it. Amazing. My good deed for the day I guess.
As I pop out of the hole Mr. Trenchcoat nabs me. The cops are never around when you need them. Instead of taking me back to Rome, he touches me and walks away. "Whatever," I laugh and then realize he's stolen my phone piece. The one I just wasted a half-hour trying to find.
That did it. I shut the game off.
Let's review. The gameplay is clunky and awkward. The graphics are chunky and ugly. The challenge is lunky and unsatisfying.
I've played some bad games before, but this takes the cake. Truly, the worst game I've ever played.
I felt ripped off and I paid nothing for the game. Imagine if I'd been a small child and actually paid the steep game prices of 1983. I would have cried for days.
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